stop-stressing-meowt:

just gonna leave this here

jaqens-hghar:

first and last lines

cogsworth:

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” 

i settle in for a quiet evening

thequantumqueer:

thequantumqueer:

dwarves: twelve

glasses: chipped

plates: cracked

i am forcibly removed from the shire

ohflint:

Thorin ever so gently stomping along to the beat on the very right side literally gives me life

oh and also elronds jazz hand

bcfurs:

cakeisnotpie:

desidesidesi:

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins

inqueersitor-oakenshield:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

• Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
  
• Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
• Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
  
• In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
• Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
• Would sleep through an entire battle
  

Also madly in love with Thorin Oakenshield

thorinds:

We came all this way, but now comes to the day, to bid you farewell

klngfili:

THE HOBBIT TRILOGY + UNTRANSLATABLE WORDS