newtonscase:

fili and kili at the start of the quest

fili and kili at the end of the quest

halfprincesshalfgoddess:

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

iconoclassic:

de Hobbit (by P-E Fronning)

nikk-mayson:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

physicsofgridlock:

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

It’s true

kunstzauber:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

raineydaydelib:

h-brook-writes:

capillaries:

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

anras:

The Hobbit - minimalist book cover

thranduilings:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

bouncingbumble:

new year’s eve 2016:

2017: