stop-stressing-meowt:

just gonna leave this here

malmao:

Fuckboy: Tolkien–a conservative, Catholic, white man in the early 20th century who has been dead for forty years–would not approve of you shipping his two same sex characters.

Me: 

partykingthranduil:

With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite
How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist.

johnwatsoan:

let’s take a moment to appreciate just how good these two look together

Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins

inqueersitor-oakenshield:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

• Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
  
• Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
• Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
  
• In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
• Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
• Would sleep through an entire battle
  

Also madly in love with Thorin Oakenshield

beardedbowman:

oakenbaggins:

do you ever cry because this

It’s like Bilbo had just passed away at an old age and this is him in heaven, gone back to his younger self because that’s when he most felt alive and he’s just “?????” But then he hears thorin’s voice “my burglar” and he turns around and THEY ARE REUNITED AGAIN.

baggvinshield:

malmao:

radiorcrist:

nitocrisss:

excuse me but i’ve just found out that the 80th anniversary of marriage is caLLED “OAK WEDDING” AND I CANNOT

And here’s something to add to this. Bilbo was 51 when the quest happened and when botfa happened. Bilbo lived to be about 131 yrs before he set sail at the Grey Haven. That’s 80 years of Bilbo’s life without Thorin.

Thorin Oakenshield died in 2941. Bilbo Baggins was last seen in departing from the Grey Havens in 3021. 

That’s exactly eighty years and the traditional gift that is given in the U.K. on a couples eightieth wedding anniversary is something made of oak. 

You can go ahead and kill me now. I’m basically dead inside anyway. 

*genuinely begins to consider that tolkien is the Actual Father of bagginshield*

oakenbaggins:

seriously these two have like no concept of personal space whatsoever

the longer i watch this, the funnier it gets oh god

there’s this entire wasteland of space but NO thorin has to practically shove bilbo with his shoulder

thorinoakeshield:

#married