• Always Dirty
• avoids responsibilities
• must decapitate at least one orc on any given day
• where are his eyebrows??? are they ok?? is HE ok?
• blatantly screamed “THEN I WILL DIE AS ONE OF THEM” when legolas was tryna be subtle about everyone’s likelihood of dying
• Can Never Stop Yelling
• he has to be dramatic. He Has To
• doesn’t understand second breakfast
• doesn’t understand anything about hobbits why did gandalf assign him to hobbitsit. Help Him
• may or may not be shrek. we just don’t know
• the Skeleton War meme was his fault
Then Aragorn wondered, for she had seemed of no greater age than he, who had lived yet no more than a score of years in Middle-earth. But Arwen looked in his eyes and said: “Do not wonder! For the children of Elrond have the life of the Eldar.” ‘Then Aragorn was abashed, for he saw the elven-light in her eyes and the wisdom of many days; yet from that hour he loved Arwen Undómiel daughter of Elrond.
His ways were hard and long, and he became somewhat grim to look upon, unless he chanced to smile; and yet he seemed to Men worthy of honour, as a k i n g that is in exile, when he did not hide his true shape. For he went in many guises, and won renown under many names.
