lomonte:

and they became best friends forever

Your fave is problematic: Aragorn

princesszeldaz:

• Always Dirty
• avoids responsibilities
• must decapitate at least one orc on any given day
• where are his eyebrows??? are they ok?? is HE ok?
• blatantly screamed “THEN I WILL DIE AS ONE OF THEM” when legolas was tryna be subtle about everyone’s likelihood of dying
• Can Never Stop Yelling
• he has to be dramatic. He Has To
• doesn’t understand second breakfast
• doesn’t understand anything about hobbits why did gandalf assign him to hobbitsit. Help Him
• may or may not be shrek. we just don’t know
• the Skeleton War meme was his fault

thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

landstriderdovahkiin:

Thorin plays the song of his people…

barduilotp:

gondory:

rude

kingfilis:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

balinsbeard:

sonsoferebor:

bilboo:

radiorcrist:

thingols:

lee pace becomes an astronaut: lee space

lee pace becomes a lingerie designer: lee lace

lee pace becomes religious: lee grace

lee pace becomes an athlete: lee race

lee pace becomes the witch king: lee mace

lee pace becomes the owner of a new house: lee place

someone steals lee pace’s wallet and runs away: lee chase

• Sext: I have the extended edition LotR trilogy and snacks

kinklock:

[any huge middle earth conflict]

Gandalf: ima get a baggins 

deckthehollstein:

flappyfalcon:

so it turns out yodelling is actually a form of long distance communication and i was just thinking what if they yodelled instead of using the beacons in Return of the King? And instead of the beacons being lit one by one we get echoes of yodels across the mountains until rohan when aragorn just bursts in yelling

“GONDOR YODELS FOR AID.”

#AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER#eowyn get on the fucking roof and yodel you’re the best singer we have