ohhiddles-myhiddles:

cumber-porn:

atlinmerrick:

These make me happy.

zhora-salome:

roxannameta:

pkpow:

tin-pan-ali:

I’m on my phone and I thought this was a collection of gays getting married in one of the recently legalized states but

It’s LotR cast

Which is pretty much the same thing.

Ugh

Yup. A bunch of guys constantly climbing all over each other.

Those were the times…

I adore this photo set!

This is my favorite thing.

thorinobsessed:

goddesspeggycarter:

bronweathanharthad:

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

And that is a thing

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

minardil:

Abandoned Hobbiton from Lord Of The Rings taken over by sheep. 

As it should be.

mrjwatson:

What are we holding on to, Sam?

erwiiiin:

lotr + tumblr (1 of ?)

gaybaggins:

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

nikk-mayson:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

frodobaggins:

October the 24th

captainsnoop:

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.